....you suck.
You're like a cruel joke my body is playing on me, toying with my emotions and getting my hopes up. Two days now? Really? I think that until you're ready to turn into true labor and actually give me a baby, you can just stop.
That is all.
PS: Yes, I haven't posted in years. Yes, I have tons of posts to do. Yes, I have MORE than enough time to do them. I just don't want to right now.