Sunday, April 5, 2009

Roof Disease

Shingles.


Say whaaatt??


Yep. Shingles.


No not this kind.



This kind:

disclaimer: this is not an actual picture of MY shingles. It's almost healed now so the picture just didn't do it justice. This is just some poor chap found on google images.

Sorry dude, I feel your pain.

sexy right??


That's what has been plaguing my neck for the last week and a half. It's itchy, and really painful, and annoying, and just downright

DIS-GUS-TING.



It also provokes a lot of weird looks, and some rather annoying questions: "Is that a hickey??"


Me: "Yes of course. Cuz that's what you do when you get married, you get really huge, scabby hickeys right in the middle of your neck where everyone can see them. Then you go to school like that, and work, and to your second grade classroom full of little innocent children. Yes, it's a hickey."



There may have been some sarcasm after about the tenth question.



Also, my personal favorite, you get the wonderful opportunity to take like ten pills a day to make it better. My record was 15.



It's finally getting better. Thank you genital herpes medicine.

(same meds. weird.)


PS: wedding/honeymoon/new apartment/nesting/lovely marriage life updates to come!

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